Ihop - Tempe

Two stars... why two stars? Arrived at about 13 minutes left before the clock struck 3 am with a craving for bacon and a gentle dining experience and received one, the other has been left to the imagination. Upon arrival I witnessed a 30-35 year old man with as many teeth as there stars in my review fully take down a grand slam meal without chewing a single time, who in my humble opinion dined and dashed. Within milliseconds of leaving said establishment he was mouthing his crack pipe, it looked like paulie D took a gas station dick pill and tried to fulfill every oral pleasure he's dreamt about since middle school sleep away camp. Once seated, enough time went by that I had counted every blood stain on the carpet before our server dragged himself over to take my order, but I was so distracted by his playboy belt and 47 chains hanging from his tatted jeans I forgot my order and just asked for a 22 inch Michelin tire. After I placed my order, I kindly requested that my food was repackaged to go, as the only thing on my mind was getting as far away from this establishment as possible, and called an Uber Ferrari to help settle my needs. Will not lie, the experience was about as fun as a sandpaper dildo but the food was pretty decent.

Went to iHop with some friends on a Saturday night. The place was almost empty. We were waiting there at the table ready to order for a really long time.. it was like they completely forgot about us. Finally they took our order, the food was fine. The only thing that really bothered me had to do with my order. I ordered the buffalo chicken melt. On the menu it said that the sandwich came with a side of ranch so I also asked if I could get a side of buffalo sauce to dip my fries into. Long story short I barely used the side of buffalo sauce and I was charged like $2.99 for it. If I would have known that I wouldn't have bothered ordering the side of buffalo sauce at all. Ok now comes the issue with the check... There were 4 of us eating and so we wanted to split the check so 2 were on one bill and the other 2 we wanted on the second bill. When we asked if she could split the check she said because there was no server it was impossible to split the check.. that makes absolutely no sense to me and the person waiting on us didn't even try to help!!Parking: The parking lot is pretty old so the spaces are very close to one another.. I was worried about order people hitting my car.

Needs new management. They were out of everything and they don’t tell you until they serve you without the missing item, flies inside, pancakes were so overcooked they were crunchy and hard to cut, and only two servers in the whole place that are too busy to even ask for anything. Our waitress was nice and patient but there’s only so much she can do when the restaurant isn’t being run. No thank you.

They were rude and lazy... I was seated right away but it took 25 minutes before I finally asked the server who seated me why I was still waiting... There were 4 other tables who came in after me that were eating when I was finally able to order. The server told me that she was on break and would tell the other server to help us after she used the bathroom. She was in the bathroom for almost 15 minutes. We did not feel welcomed or at ease and we did not see any reason for the delay other than they assumed we weren't going to tip because they thought we were homeless. We had bags of Laundry with us and looked like we might be homeless. It's so sad that they would assume something like that and that they didn't give us the benefit of the doubt like we deserved.

First off Carrie D (our waitress) was wonderful. Her service was great and she was trying her best given what she had. However. We waited FOREVER to get our food. The first batch was cold, stale, dry and ridiculous. They did remake it quickly though. I’m not sure why we were slacking so much this evening but hopefully a manager sees this. The people in the kitchen suck.