Sonora Tap Room

Great beer and cider selection with amazing owner and staff. Definitely stop by and have a pint or two. Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

New owner is great! Such a friendly easy going atmosphere. They let us bring our dog in (with permission) and the selection is wonderful. I’ll definitely be back not just for the drinks but for the conversation and chill vibes. You guys are awesome! Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Good beer, terrible burgers. They get their food from a pizza place nearby, if you go here order, pizza, not burgers.

Hola again my fellow human beings. I ran away for a little bit but the wonderful Parole Officers of this fine sovereign state of California reeled me back in like those hard chargers they are. Keep it up blue cause I love you. I was testing you to make sure you are that awesome at your jobs. Anywho I want to spread yet more love to My lovely Sonora tap that ass Room for their cool spot and improved. The wall knocked down makes it so much more open, kinda like me hahahahaha. It 's gonna be fun to get back on the mic and do this for real. No one using me the wrong way (be gentle) I 'm a virgin . Let 's do an open mic night where you all ask me 20 questions and I answer them to your satisfaction and remember that I cannot lie. I hope I satisfy all of you (wink wink) hahahaha. I am the Truth and that is why I seem like an alien in this retard world full of liars. The 20 questions will be called The Raw Truth . It 's all improv and straight up. FUNNY AS A MOFO!!! But my boyfriend Josh (owner) (he is a boy and my friend) has to approve as well as that fine specimen of womanhood (DJ) (owner) I know you want to touch my butt baby girl but I won 't tell anyone cause it 's our little secret] lol. Gotta talk to my boyfriend Josh first. I am no homo even though my husband is Jesus (Ephesians 5). My Seventh Day Adventist family knows what I mean. I am as straight as a pancake. Cause when you look at it horizontally on a plate it doesn 't bend up nor down. Straight or flat; same thing. I love you all and I 'm ready to party responsibly of course. I hope to talk to you all soon. Oh and by the way; I feel all of those female eyeballs searing my buttocks as I walk everywhere. Dudes keep your eyeballs off of my ass and any other portion of me in a homo way. That 's just gay . BRO 'S BEFORE HO 'S Hahahahahahahahahahaha lolololololol Love Scott and/or CHUCHI Sounds like chew cheeeee like you chew cheese.

I asked to change the channel from women golf to men’s soccer or any men’s sports but the feminine bartender refused to listen and intentionally wanted to play women’s sports, and that was a problem for me for catering to women and not men and the guy that works there seem like they have cut off his balls also. I did not enjoy the atmosphere after that. I wish they’d stop playing this gay gender game and not just cater to only women, but also men that are actual beer drinkers. Atmosphere: 2